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NEW FUNKITAS ARE HERE!

25 June 2020

Despite all the chaos and uncertainty, there's one thing that's certain in the world, it's time for new Funkitas! The new Mother Funky collection is out now and ready to hit the water again with you. It's full of colour and character to make your return to the water as big as Michael Jordan's 1995 return to basketball.

Choose your flavour from a Bento Box and Sushi Smooshy to a delectable array of ice creams like Gelat OMG, Ice Cream Queen or Double Scoop. So now you're hungry, scroll down to see some of our delicious new creations modelled by our awesome F-Team athletes to get you ready to race again!

To give you a little light reading we've also included a few stories about these new prints, which may or may not be completely true but hopefully you'll find entertaining.

Summer bay

We have finally captured one of the most beautiful beaches in Australia where beautiful people walk on a beautiful sunny day and talk about the other beautiful people in their beautiful lives. It is a real-life depiction of life in Australia for every Australian, every day, and shows the world just how beautiful every day is in Australia, especially when it is all made up.

Bambamboo

Simply by wearing this print, we guarantee that you will absorb the redeeming qualities of bamboo. Benefits can include growing a metre every day and having the ability to build houses, bridges and flutes. You will be celebrated through haiku poetry and the landscape paintings in the lobby of massage parlours. And you will be irresistible to pandas.

Red Ribbons

Our latest recycling initiative involves secretly removing the red ribbons from the neatly plaited hair of school girls to incorporate into our swimwear. With parents forced to purchase an endless supply of ribbons anyway, it comes at no additional cost and ensures the ribbons are given a safe new home away from the dangers of the school yard.

Misty Mountain

We're also excited to introduce the new Black collection. Styled to offer elegance and a discreet touch of character to our swimwear, we think you're going to love this capsule collection.

Black

To see even more from Mother Funky click below to read SwimStyle online now and shop now!

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