Saucy Sonar

We having finally created swimwear that delivers Sonar technology at an affordable price. Our scientists have discovered that applying a layer of sauce to the body can capture echoes created by sound pulses, allowing swimmers to judge depths and other objects in the water. We have applied a tomato sauce to the outer layer of your swimwear, and we recommend covering the rest of your body in your favourite sauce or condiment prior to swimming. As you swim, make a loud repetitive pinging sound and the absurdity will be complete. 

This print has been produced via the latest direct digital printing technology, which means it is better for the environment as there is minimal wastage and water consumption in the printing process.